Spot a stranger on your commute. Answer a few cheeky questions about what you observe — their shoes, expression, bag, vibe — and we'll reveal their secret life story.
You're already people-watching anyway. We just make it official.
Pick any stranger nearby — on the train, bus, or platform. The more interesting-looking the better.
We ask you about their shoes, bag, expression, body language, what they're doing — all the little clues.
We generate a hilariously detailed life story. Are they a secret novelist? A divorced architect? A spy?
Retired quantity surveyor turned amateur beekeeper. Currently listening to a true crime podcast about a crime he definitely didn't commit. Carries a thermos of barley water and has strong opinions about roundabouts.
Every result is unique. No two Geralds are the same.
A new game every journey, every stranger, every day.
Hundreds of question combinations mean every profile is unique. Play again on the same stranger and get a totally different story.
Send Gerald's profile to your mates. Debate whether it's accurate. It probably is.
No login, no account, no faff. Opens instantly on your phone even on patchy signal underground.
All stories are completely made up for entertainment. We're not actually profiling anyone — promise.
Pick a stranger. Answer the questions. Discover their secret life.
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